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Mocaccino Meteor Brew Black Tea

Mocaccino Meteor Brew Black Tea

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Mocaccino Meteor Brew


Mocaccino Meteor Brew is a celestial symphony of flavors that pirouettes across your taste buds like a caffeinated comet. Imagine sipping from a teacup shaped like a distant galaxy while stardust swirls around you. Here’s what makes it cosmically irresistible:

  1. Black Tea Nebula: A robust black tea base, harvested under a full moon by intergalactic tea farmers. 

  2. Mocaccino Meteor Nibs: These tiny mocha nibs are the remnants of a chocolate supernova. They add a bittersweet crunch, like nibbling on cosmic debris.

  3. Brittle Meteorites: Fragments of hazlenut asteroids, chipped off during a collision between two sugar comets. They melt in your mouth, leaving a trail of stardust sweetness.

  4. Chocolate Chip Constellations: Miniature chocolate chips arranged in the shape of Orion’s Belt. Each sip reveals a new constellation—like a galactic game of hide-and-seek.

  5. Coffee Comet Tails: Roasted coffee beans from the tail of Halley’s Comet (or maybe it was just a local coffee shop). They lend a caffeinated kick that propels you into orbit.

  6. Freeze-Dried Yogurt Stardust: These tiny yogurt granules are freeze-dried by cosmic winds. They twirl in your cup, creating a Milky Way swirl of tangy delight.

Brewing Instructions: Steep one teaspoon of Mocaccino Meteor Brew in a teapot shaped like a comet’s tail. Add water heated to the temperature of a solar flare (approximately 212°F). As the tea unfurls, close your eyes and let the universe whisper secrets into your teacup.

Warning: Consuming this tea may lead to spontaneous astral projections, giggling with moonbeams, and an inexplicable urge to high-five passing comets. Proceed with stardust in your veins.

Enjoy your cosmic cuppa, fellow space traveler! 🚀✨🪐

Ingredients: black tea (74 %), cocoa nibs, brittle pieces (sugar, hazelnuts, invert sugar), chocolate chips (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa powder, emulsifier: soy lecithin), flavoring, coffee beans, freeze-dried yogurt granules (skimmed milk yogurt, sugar, maltodextrin, modified starch, acidifying agent: citric acid)

Caffeine Content: High

Net weight 3 oz (85.0486 g)

This product is home produced.

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